sign I saw

[clauditorium]

Somehow the macabre choice of a noose to represent death got past all this company's checkpoints?

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[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's the message they're trying to get across about their juice!

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Strange, considering the mythological role of pomegranate seeds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persephone#The_Abduction_Myth).

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

[saintcahier.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are trying to imply that their juice induces a powerful hangman's erection ?

In that case, they should have thrown some mandrake leaves...

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind seeing a hangman's erection. Those guys are usually hot!

[theevilnub.livejournal.com]

There's a product being advertised in the US called the Slap Chop. It's a small kitchen gadget designed to easily chop small servings of food by slapping the top of a handle down on the food, which resides in a self-contained vessel. One of the demonstrations has the alleged inventor of this gadget chopping some nuts. During that segment of the commercial, what he means to say is:

You'll like how this chops nuts.

What is actually said is:

You'll like my nuts.

!!!

I wonder how that got past the audition... & how long it will be on tv before someone does anything about it. Sometime in the past year there was a food company that sold these snacks that had nuts plus other things in them like dried fruit, pretzel bits, m & m's, etc. in a variety of mixes & flavors. Their tagline ended with something like: "...an enjoyable nut snack." *snicker* That ad ran for a couple of months before 'nut' was edited out of it. Now it's no fun anymore. :(

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Hey, long time no see, James! I hope you're well.

I have to say it takes someone with your sense of humour to automatically think of testicles when reading the phrase "nut snack"!