the guilty dieter

I have the best kind of co-worker: the guilty dieter. I don't know who she (it's almost always a she) is, but she regularly purchases yummy treats, then feels guilty and brings them to work, leaving them in the kitchen for everyone else to eat. Yesterday I scored some mini cupcakes.

Esquire

I happened on some Esquire articles today. Is that thing written by neanderthals?

"You are a man. Show her you are in charge."

This is better than Maxim how exactly?